Funny Jokes

Beta Too Sher Ka Bata Hai Aur Wo Sher Mai

Baap: Beta Too Sher Ka Bata Hai Aur Wo Sher Mai Hoon
Beta: Papa Skool Me Tichar Bhi Yhi Kah Rhe The Too Kisi Janwar Ka Beta Hai

Sohar Ne Halki Aawazme Bolatum Bad Me Call

Bivi Ne Nai Sim Le Aur Socha Bati Ko Sarpraiz Doo Kichan Me Gai Aur Pati Ko Call Ki
Sohar Ne Halki Aawazme Bolatum Bad Me Call Karna Abhi Kmini Kichan Me Hai

Biwi Meri Tbiyat Thik Nahi Lagrhai Hai

Bivi: Meri Tbiyat Thik Nahi Lagrhai Hai
Bati: Aoh Mai To Soping Jane Ko Soch Rha Tha
Bivi: Mai Mzak Kar Rha Tha
Bati: Mai Bhi Mzak Kar Rha Tha

Shadi Aur Mobail Hone Ke Baad Ek Hi Pastawa Hota Ha

Shadi Aur Mobail Hone Ke Baad Ek Hi Pastawa Hota Hai
Kuch Samay Rook Jata To Nai Modal Milta

Shadi Sonch Samajh Kar Karna Nahi To Zindagi

Shadi Sonch Samajh Kar Karna Nahi To Zindagi Bigar Loge
Sgar Soch Samajh Kar Kro Ge To Kya Ukhad Lo Ge