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biwi meri tbiyat thik nahi lagrhai hai

biwi meri tbiyat thik nahi lagrhai hai
bivi: meri tbiyat thik nahi lagrhai hai
bati: aoh mai to soping jane ko soch rha tha
bivi: mai mzak kar rha tha
bati: mai bhi mzak kar rha tha

shadi aur mobail hone ke baad ek hi pastawa hota ha

shadi aur mobail hone ke baad ek hi pastawa hota ha
shadi aur mobail hone ke baad ek hi pastawa hota hai
kuch samay rook jata to nai modal milta

shadi sonch samajh kar karna nahi to zindagi

shadi sonch samajh kar karna nahi to zindagi
shadi sonch samajh kar karna nahi to zindagi bigar loge
sgar soch samajh kar kro ge to kya ukhad lo ge

pati aaj bahar khana khaenge

pati aaj bahar khana khaenge
pati ;aaj bahar khana khaenge
patni ;thik hai mai do mint me tayyar hoti hoon
pati ;thik hai mai bahar chatai bhichata hoon

pati dubai jaa rhahoo

pati dubai jaa rhahoo
pati ; dubai jaa rhahoo
patni ; mai bhi aati hoon mujhe zewlari lena hai
pati ; singapurjarha hoon
patni ; mai bhi aati hoon mujhe kostmetik leni hai
pati ; landan jarha hoo
patni ; mai bhi aa rhi hoon mujhe parfyoom lena hai
pati ; chidkar nark ja rha hoon
patni ; bagwan ka diya huaa sab kuch hai bas apna khyal rahna