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saala bhekare be item pata le

saala bhekare be item pata le
bhekare :saheb dus rupeya dona chai pine hai
aadme :chai to pach rupeye ke aate hai
bhekare :saheb girlfriend be peyege
aadme :saala bhekare be item pata le
bhekare :nahi saheb item ne bhekare bana de

kabe khopade be istemal kar leya karo

kabe khopade be istemal kar leya karo
aare bhai sir kaise fatgaya
mai chapal se phater thod raha tha
tabhi ek aadme bola kabe khopade be istemal kar leya karo

mai duniya chhoddh aaya

mai duniya chhoddh aaya
ho mai nekala gade leke
wo raste pe sadak pe
ek gadda aaya
mai duniya chhoddh aaya

aagar dhamaka hua to insanno ke mout maroge

aagar dhamaka hua to insanno ke mout maroge
ek kutta dusre kutte se
1 :chalo waha chale jaha risk na ho
2 : kyu
1 :aagar dhamaka hua to insanno ke mout maroge

awrat ka kam aag lagana hai bhujhana nahi

awrat ka kam aag lagana hai bhujhana nahi
teacher :koi aase chig batao jo awrat nahi karte baccha :aagane dal
teacher :kyu
baccha :is leye sir kyu ke awrat ka kam aag lagana hai bhujhana nahi