Very funny jokes

naa kare to bivi bardast nahi hoti

ek dost dusre dost se
bivi ka mikab ka kharcha bardast nahi hota
naa kare to bivi bardast nahi hoti

billi ka baap bhi nahi chal sakta

tichar:100 chuhe khakar billi....... chali
ladka: 100 chuha kha kar billi dhere dhere chali
tichar:mzak karta hai
ladka: wo to mai aap ka dil rakhne ke liae bola 100 chuha khakar billi kya billi ka baap bhi nahi chal sakta

chek kar liya karo kam hoga to btana

pati:roz kichan me jata chini ka dibba chek karta
bivi:roz kya dibba che karte ho
pati:doctar bola hai roz sugar chek kar liya karo kam hoga to btana

bhai ya jaan kanfyuz mat karo

ek ladki ne ladke ko aawaz lgai ao bhai jan suno
ladka bola pahle disait karlo
bhai ya jaan kanfyuz mat karo

india bharat hindustan teno ek hi sher ka nam hai

ek bacche ne swal puncha
swal:bivi begam waif me kya fark hai
zwab:india bharat hindustan teno ek hi sher ka nam hai

pati ne gana gana suroo kiya bivi ne kha

pati ne gana gana suroo kiya bivi ne kha
mere abba gana gate the to aasman se chidiya zamin par aajati thi
pati gusse se bola kya tumhare abba muh me bam lekar gate the

kyu nikal doo whi to kmata hai

ek dost dusre dost se
1:mere char bacche hai 1mba kiya hai 2 ma kiya hai 3phd kiya hai4 chor hai
2:dost 4 chor ko ghar se nikal kyu nahi dete
1:kyu nikal doo whi to kmata hai

kasam kamini ladkiyo ki darekt jannat me jate

ek ladka ek ladki fecbook pe chet kar rha tha
ladki:hum ladkiya naa hoti tum ladke kya karte
ladka:kasam kamini ladkiyo ki darekt jannat me jate

ek aadmi dusre aadmi se

ek aadmi dusre aadmi se
1:kya bat hai aap bhut dukhi ho
2:kya btaau ek dost ko plastik sarjari karwane ke liae pisa diya tha sala pahchan me nahi aarha hai

motercycle se hat helaya

tin aadme ek motercycle se ja rahe hai thai
traffic hawaldar ne hat deya
motercycle se hat helaya
or bola na bhai aab or jaga nahi hai