Very funny jokes

naa kare to bivi bardast nahi hoti

ek dost dusre dost se
bivi ka mikab ka kharcha bardast nahi hota
naa kare to bivi bardast nahi hoti

billi ka baap bhi nahi chal sakta

tichar:100 chuhe khakar billi....... chali
ladka: 100 chuha kha kar billi dhere dhere chali
tichar:mzak karta hai
ladka: wo to mai aap ka dil rakhne ke liae bola 100 chuha khakar billi kya billi ka baap bhi nahi chal sakta

chek kar liya karo kam hoga to btana

pati:roz kichan me jata chini ka dibba chek karta
bivi:roz kya dibba che karte ho
pati:doctar bola hai roz sugar chek kar liya karo kam hoga to btana

bhai ya jaan kanfyuz mat karo

ek ladki ne ladke ko aawaz lgai ao bhai jan suno
ladka bola pahle disait karlo
bhai ya jaan kanfyuz mat karo

india bharat hindustan teno ek hi sher ka nam hai

ek bacche ne swal puncha
swal:bivi begam waif me kya fark hai
zwab:india bharat hindustan teno ek hi sher ka nam hai