Poetry Tadka

Dirty Jokes

ek aadmi :bhyya baal chote kar do !

nai :kitne chote kar doon saheb !

aadmi :itne kar do ki biwi ke haath na aa ske !!

bhyya baal chote kar do

sms jokes bhyya baal chote kar do

kidnepar :teri biwi mere kabje me hai sboot ke tur par do ungli bhej rha hoon !

pati ;sboot pakka nahi hai mundi bhez mundi !!

teri biwi mere kabje me hai

sms jokes teri biwi mere kabje me hai

sharabi ; doctor se aap meri sharab chudwa sakte ho kya !

doctor :han kyu nahi

sharabi :to pulish ne meri 20 botal pakdi hai plees churwa do !!

sharab chudwa sakte

sms jokes sharab chudwa sakte

doctor :aapke teen dant kaise toot gaae !

mareez :patni ne kdak roti bnai thi !

doctor :to khane se inkar kar dete !

mareez:ji wahi to kiya tha !!

wahi to kiya tha

sms jokes wahi to kiya tha

mareez :mujhe bemari hai ki khane ke baad bhookh nahi lagti sone ke baad need nahi aati kaam kron to thak jata hoon !

doctor :sari raat dhoop me baitho thik ho jaaoge !!

mujhe bemari hai

sms jokes mujhe bemari hai

doctor :ab aap khatre se baher hai fir bhi aap itna kyu daar rhe hai !

mareez :jis trak se mera durghatna huaa tha uspe likha tha zindagi rhi to fir milenge !!

kyu daar rhe hai

sms jokes kyu daar rhe hai

तेरी दुनिया में कोई गम ना हो I
तेरी खुशियाँ कभी कम न हो I
भगवान तुझे ऐसी आइटम दे I
जो अग्निपथ की चिकनी चमेली से कम ना हो II

teri duniya me koi gam naa ho

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