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bhyya baal chote kar do

ek aadmi :bhyya baal chote kar do !

nai :kitne chote kar doon saheb !

aadmi :itne kar do ki biwi ke haath na aa ske !!

bhyya baal chote kar do

teri biwi mere kabje me hai

kidnepar :teri biwi mere kabje me hai sboot ke tur par do ungli bhej rha hoon !

pati ;sboot pakka nahi hai mundi bhez mundi !!

teri biwi mere kabje me hai

sharab chudwa sakte

sharabi ; doctor se aap meri sharab chudwa sakte ho kya !

doctor :han kyu nahi

sharabi :to pulish ne meri 20 botal pakdi hai plees churwa do !!

sharab chudwa sakte

wahi to kiya tha

doctor :aapke teen dant kaise toot gaae !

mareez :patni ne kdak roti bnai thi !

doctor :to khane se inkar kar dete !

mareez:ji wahi to kiya tha !!

wahi to kiya tha

mujhe bemari hai

mareez :mujhe bemari hai ki khane ke baad bhookh nahi lagti sone ke baad need nahi aati kaam kron to thak jata hoon !

doctor :sari raat dhoop me baitho thik ho jaaoge !!

mujhe bemari hai

kyu daar rhe hai

doctor :ab aap khatre se baher hai fir bhi aap itna kyu daar rhe hai !

mareez :jis trak se mera durghatna huaa tha uspe likha tha zindagi rhi to fir milenge !!

kyu daar rhe hai

teri duniya me koi gam naa ho

तेरी दुनिया में कोई गम ना हो I
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