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Dirty Jokes

bhyya baal chote kar do

bhyya baal chote kar do

ek aadmi :bhyya baal chote kar do !

nai :kitne chote kar doon saheb !

aadmi :itne kar do ki biwi ke haath na aa ske !!

teri biwi mere kabje me hai

teri biwi mere kabje me hai

kidnepar :teri biwi mere kabje me hai sboot ke tur par do ungli bhej rha hoon !

pati ;sboot pakka nahi hai mundi bhez mundi !!

sharab chudwa sakte

sharab chudwa sakte

sharabi ; doctor se aap meri sharab chudwa sakte ho kya !

doctor :han kyu nahi

sharabi :to pulish ne meri 20 botal pakdi hai plees churwa do !!

wahi to kiya tha

wahi to kiya tha

doctor :aapke teen dant kaise toot gaae !

mareez :patni ne kdak roti bnai thi !

doctor :to khane se inkar kar dete !

mareez:ji wahi to kiya tha !!

mujhe bemari hai

mujhe bemari hai

mareez :mujhe bemari hai ki khane ke baad bhookh nahi lagti sone ke baad need nahi aati kaam kron to thak jata hoon !

doctor :sari raat dhoop me baitho thik ho jaaoge !!