Dirty Jokes
Saturday 7th of December 2019
bhyya baal chote kar do
ek aadmi :bhyya baal chote kar do !
nai :kitne chote kar doon saheb !
aadmi :itne kar do ki biwi ke haath na aa ske !!
teri biwi mere kabje me hai
kidnepar :teri biwi mere kabje me hai sboot ke tur par do ungli bhej rha hoon !
pati ;sboot pakka nahi hai mundi bhez mundi !!
sharab chudwa sakte
sharabi ; doctor se aap meri sharab chudwa sakte ho kya !
doctor :han kyu nahi
sharabi :to pulish ne meri 20 botal pakdi hai plees churwa do !!
wahi to kiya tha
doctor :aapke teen dant kaise toot gaae !
mareez :patni ne kdak roti bnai thi !
doctor :to khane se inkar kar dete !
mareez:ji wahi to kiya tha !!
mujhe bemari hai
mareez :mujhe bemari hai ki khane ke baad bhookh nahi lagti sone ke baad need nahi aati kaam kron to thak jata hoon !
doctor :sari raat dhoop me baitho thik ho jaaoge !!
kyu daar rhe hai
doctor :ab aap khatre se baher hai fir bhi aap itna kyu daar rhe hai !
mareez :jis trak se mera durghatna huaa tha uspe likha tha zindagi rhi to fir milenge !!
teri duniya me koi gam naa ho
तेरी दुनिया में कोई गम ना हो I
तेरी खुशियाँ कभी कम न हो I
भगवान तुझे ऐसी आइटम दे I
जो अग्निपथ की चिकनी चमेली से कम ना हो II